Home security reminder.
A lot of people are arranging to go away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars. For security reasons I strongly recommend that you leave one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps and defend your property.
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Don't advertise the fact you are going away on social media.
I got that :)
@zleap
It’s a joke about the plot of the movie HOME ALONE.