Yesterday I went to Costco and bought a huge bag of sausage patties so I could make fried egg sandwiches in the morning instead of going to #FriedEggImInLove but now that it's morning I realize I just want to leave the house and get an actually good sandwich without having to put it together.
Also; I don't have any holy aoli
@zleap probably just Sriracha and mayonnaise, but I'm gonna tell myself it's a mystery so I can use it as an excuse 😝