"If you look at your friend Lisa's Facebook page, observe that her name is Lisa, and publish that fact (anywhere!)—you have technically stolen Facebook’s data. If you’ve ever signed up for a website and given a fake zip code or a fake birthday, you have violated the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. Any child under thirteen who visits newyorkttmes.com violates their Terms of Service and is a criminal—not just in theory, but according to the working doctrine of the Department of Justice"

—— Dataclysm