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然后教工作的标准流程:
对方:but i never do that
我:well you should start to
对方:but I never did that before
我:yeah I understand but you should cuz it's the more efficient way
对方:but to be honest I'm not used to do it
我:(又开始不知不觉中raise my fucking voice)just do it!! :blobcat_thisisfine:

#岭南的日常

(多年前的一件事)
女大学生们闲聊,一位粤东女生说:“女人就是应该听男人的呀。” 全场震惊,惊到话说不出来,眼珠子却快瞪掉出来了。

一位珠三角女生从震惊的安静中勉强找了句话:“那男人错了你也听他们的啊?”
粤东女生完全不理解其他女生为何那样瞪她,她答:“怎么会错呢,不会错的!”

我从小看的CSI里有一集,Catherine说她冰箱里一直放着一罐闺女的血,生怕哪天孩子不见了好比对。以前无法理解这担忧,现在自己都想把爹妈血放一份儿存着,免得他们不在了没人能知道我是谁。

@hakerdefo @Acer @schratze The joke is that I don't learn things because I want to, but because if I hear about something, even tangentially, not delving into that rabbit hole is almost physically painful.

That is to say, I haven't built up this skill set through years of careful training, instead I have the skills I have through this compulsion to learn things that I have vary little control over at this point.

It is also a quote from the British television show "Staged" where David Tennant says it to describe his nervous habit of spelling words backwards in his head.

@MelancholyVivian

还有病毒学 我本来以为以病毒为主体讲的 结果好像还是在以人类为主体

睡前想明白了一件事,我非常讨厌动物心理学和比较心理学,为什么呢?因为这东西说到底还是为了对比研究人类的心理发展,所以就在小动物身上鼓捣来鼓捣去。
滚开啊,自私鬼。

@PiguCat @RottingStrawberry

我也反思我自己 我也不喜欢repeat myself 其实重复一些东西是礼 而且可以更好帮助别人想起来和记住 和更重视

@hakerdefo

This one is in traditional Chinese. Basically, it means whether people/animals/fish can understand each other and feel as each other feels or not.

@hakerdefo

Yes. I knew the story.
Matrix I, II, III make me understand it better.

@hakerdefo

sure. Acer is good for me.

I used to be a fan of Zhuangzi when I was a child.
I might be influenced a lot in my lifestyle, but I cannot remember most of his work now.

@cccli

高手!厉害!要是我也能学会就好了。 今天发现也不太会解释。我以为我懂的也讲不太清。

同事問我怎麼準備一堆感謝信
我帶她一步一步做完之後,以為這就結束了。
她:喔這裡有問題要修改。
我:?那你就修改啊?那你為什麼不找我之前修改好?

懷疑她想讓我幫她修改 :blobcatgooglytrash:

同事郵件寫了7行還沒講清楚她要做什麼,於是我看不下去了多加了兩行給老闆解釋這位同事想要做甚麼

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