Since April of last year, I've had 13 CT thorax and abdomen/pelvis scans (with that delicious barium milkshake! I know you're jealous). The first four were all done the same way, probably because I was hospitalized for those. For the other nine, the rules have been different every time. Sometimes I have to remove my shirt, sometimes not. Sometimes I put on a gown, sometimes not. Sometimes I take off shirt but keep undershirt, sometimes not. And so on. It's like they roll the dice for every visit.

Today, I kept both my shirt and undershirt, but for the very first time had to swap my jeans for scrub pants. I can't wait to see how they do the next one! Saran wrap? Spray paint? Invisibility cloak? Get your bingo cards ready!