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Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eeeey stephano king
Barker: hey look steve it's your best pal!
King:
King: do we have to keep doing this
King: we've had like literally 2 interactions ever

2
Musk: so stephano king you say you no pay $8 for twitter
King: no elon i am not going to pay $8 to post on the internet
Musk:
Musk: mama mia i no getta it
Musk: it work forra lowtax

3
Musk: [praying at shrine to Lowtax] Santa Lowtax, heara my prayers
Musk: tella me what i musta do
Musk: how i getta $8 from posters
Musk: mama mia my god hassa forsaken me!

4
Musk: eeeey stephano king i getta it now
Musk: santa lowtax, he maka da website people want to pay $8 to post on
Musk: i do-a the same!
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5
King: submitted for the
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King: approval of the
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King: mid
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Musk: eeeey stephano king how you like my website now? issa better now eh?
King: no, now it's clogged with spambots
Musk: so now you wanna pay $8 eh?
King: no, i want to pay for it even less now
Musk:
Musk: mama mia where i go wrong

7
Musk: mama mia dis a problem worthy ova da smartest man inna da world
Musk: i justa apply da facts and logic
Musk: and ussa my genius science-a brain
Musk: anna che bello! i gotta da answer
Musk: [pointing flintlock at king] NOW you pay da $8

8
King: whoa elon let's not do anything hasty!
Musk: you force-a me to use-a force stephano king
Musk: i solve-a this like i getta da cyberpunk videogame cameo
Musk: [pouring black powder into flintlock] now you no-a move
Musk: [packing lead shot with ramrod] just gimmie a sec

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Musk: [aiming flintlock] santa lowtax guide-a my hand
King: let's talk this over elon
Barker: elon, don't do it! think of your hero lowtax. he wouldn't commit murder for $8!
Barker: just think -- what would lowtax do?
Musk: well he woulda
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Musk: he woulda
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