1 Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eeeey stephano king Barker: hey look steve it's your best pal! King: King: do we have to keep doing this King: we've had like literally 2 interactions ever
2 Musk: so stephano king you say you no pay $8 for twitter King: no elon i am not going to pay $8 to post on the internet Musk: Musk: mama mia i no getta it Musk: it work forra lowtax
3 Musk: [praying at shrine to Lowtax] Santa Lowtax, heara my prayers Musk: tella me what i musta do Musk: how i getta $8 from posters Musk: mama mia my god hassa forsaken me!
4 Musk: eeeey stephano king i getta it now Musk: santa lowtax, he maka da website people want to pay $8 to post on Musk: i do-a the same! pixelated ape emoji w/hexagonal avatar: hot new girl on onlyfans pixelated ape emoji w/hexagonal avatar: hot wet girl
5 King: submitted for the pixelated ape emoji w/hexagonal avatar: suck and fuck King: approval of the pixelated ape emoji w/hexagonal avatar: would you fuck her King: mid pixelated ape emoji w/hexagonal avatar: girls girls girls
6 Musk: eeeey stephano king how you like my website now? issa better now eh? King: no, now it's clogged with spambots Musk: so now you wanna pay $8 eh? King: no, i want to pay for it even less now Musk: Musk: mama mia where i go wrong
7 Musk: mama mia dis a problem worthy ova da smartest man inna da world Musk: i justa apply da facts and logic Musk: and ussa my genius science-a brain Musk: anna che bello! i gotta da answer Musk: [pointing flintlock at king] NOW you pay da $8
8 King: whoa elon let's not do anything hasty! Musk: you force-a me to use-a force stephano king Musk: i solve-a this like i getta da cyberpunk videogame cameo Musk: [pouring black powder into flintlock] now you no-a move Musk: [packing lead shot with ramrod] just gimmie a sec
9 Musk: [aiming flintlock] santa lowtax guide-a my hand King: let's talk this over elon Barker: elon, don't do it! think of your hero lowtax. he wouldn't commit murder for $8! Barker: just think -- what would lowtax do? Musk: well he woulda Musk: Musk: he woulda Musk: Musk: Musk:
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