1
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: oh hi mary
Poe: you're just in time
Poe: washington irving's telling a story tonight
Shelley: w
Shelley: washington irving?
Poe: yeah
Poe: something wrong?
Shelley: [blushing furiously] n-no
2
Washington Irving: [lighting pipe] ba ba ba ba boo
Irving: hey old man good to see you
Irving: hope you're all enjoying this little shindig
Irving: now let the ol' groaner take a whirl with a story
Irving: submitted for the approval of the midnight society
Irving: i call this the tale of the headless horseman
Irving: ba ba ba ba boo
3
Mary Shelley: hi irvine
Irving: ahh it's ol' Mary Shelley
Irving: nice to see ya, old man
Shelley: did you
Shelley: did you get my letter
Irving: [lighting pipe] ba ba ba ba booo
4
Irving: ba ba ba ba boo
Irving: let the ol' groaner give out a helping of that new american jive
Irving: the legend of sleepy hollow to be exact, so make it mella, fella
Shelley: hiiii irvine
Irving: give me some space, son, you're bothering me
Shelley:
Shelley: o-ok
5
Lovecraft: w-what's wrong? ain't you gonna shiv him?
Shelley: shut up howard
Lovecraft: well it's just that usually when someone gives you the brush off
Shelley: no one gave me the brush off
Lovecraft: washington irving just-
Shelley: [shivving lovecraft] NO ONE GAVE ME THE BRUSH OFF
6
King: what's with mary tonight? she's acting real strange
Poe: oh she likes washington
Shelley: s-shut up
Shelley: shut up all of you
Shelley: I'll shiv each and every one of you if you don't shut up!
Poe: it's kind of cute
King: oh yeah, young love
7
Washington Irving: clip clip and a clippetty clop
Irving: he's out lookin' for a head to swap
Irving: so don't try to figure out a plan
Irving: you can't reason with a headless man!
Shelley: god he's so fucking hot
