2
Lor Gislason: bloop bloop time for goop
King: excuse me lor you're actually supposed to say "submitted for the approval of the midnight society"
Barker: no hang on
Barker: this has a nice ring to it

3
Poe: oh clive you can't be serious
David Cronenberg: i'm going to start saying that too
Poe: you guys
Poe: you can't just change the intro!
Poe: we all agreed!

4
Barker: not to mention they have that great song
Poe: that was just the goof troop theme song
Poe: with the word "goof" replaced with "goop"
Barker: was it?
Poe: yes we
Poe: we did the exact same joke the last time lor was here

5
Barker: it's a catchy song
King: we should get a theme song!
Poe: no we shouldn't
King: i bet the rock bottom remainders could whip up a good-
Poe: NO we shouldn't

6
Eric Raglin: better watch out, these stories are pretty gross
King: what's gross?
Raglin: grosser than gross
King: what's grosser than gross?
Raglin: Biting into an apple and finding a half a worm
King:
King: ew

7
Raglin: oink oink piggies here's some stories straight from the pig pen of depravity
Raglin: the swine waller of decadence
Raglin: the hog lagoon of disgustingness
Raglin: like the 1980s Mad Scientist monster lab kit new from Mattel, these stories have been declared "too gross"

8
Raglin: you ever think about what would happen if you had really bad acne
Raglin: like REALLY bad pus
Shelley Lavigne: i have also been thinking about pus by coincidence
Lor Gislason: bloop bloop me too
King: boy you guys really love pus

9
Shelley Lavigne: what if there was a party in the heart of a deadly epidemic
Poe: wait this is interesting
Lavigne: a pox party
Poe: sure go on
Lavigne: and it was really horny
Poe: uh
Barker: yes go on

10
Lor Gislason: bloop bloop what if you made clothes out of baby skin?
Gislason: like on an industrial scale?
Gislason: bet they'd find some real weasel words to hide that reality
King: you really think people would do all that?
Agustina Bazterrica: no let him cook