New boss: Do you know anything about cybersecurity?
Me: Well I have been running Hardware Hacking Villages at information security conferences for over a decade and I know a bunch of hackers; I may be able to help.
@Blenster follow up questions… Do you know anything about knives or maintaining a fabulous beard?
@coleens_ @zenmaster @Blenster
Boss: “Well that’s great but unfortunately no one person could possibly combine experience running Hardware Hacking villages, know a bunch of hackers, maintain a fabulous beard, have deep knowledge knife-crafting, and be a tireless advocate for kindness and gentle self-improvement. I guess my requirements are just too specific.”
@dreadpir8robots @coleens_ @zenmaster it has been suggested that I know too many things. ;-)
@Blenster ⚰️