Aw, damn it, I jumped through their hoops, and now it turns out Telly wants to charge me $1000 if I just get the thing and disassemble it without ever connecting their shit to the internet!

This is the hellish "free TV" with a dedicated screen below the main one, with "enriching" content like ads and news shit you can't turn off. Living room billboard, and you don't even have to pay for it!