Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

I'm Not Lovin' the broken ice cream machine.

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Uh oh, you ate Spaghettios when you meant to eat food.

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USA: Land of the free — but only if you're a white, abled, cis het male of a certain class and set of religious beliefs. Home of the brave…but only if you're basically forced to be brave in order to get through the day in your hellscape of a nation.

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"🎵 I have a structured settlement but I need cash now 🎵

🎵Call J G Wentworth, we'll take half your money and leave you in worse financial shape long term but what choice do you have if you need to pay a large bill immediately🎵

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Built Ford Tough because they're Fords. How tough do you expect them to be?

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MAGA:

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
My Attorney Got Arrested
My A** Got Arrested

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Mac. Think. Also Made in China.

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4 out 5 dentists surveyed recommend Trident for thier patients who chew gum.

We just kept surveying em until it worked out.
Took forever.

The Best Part of Waking Up is finding out you didn't die in the night.

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"Still going. The Energizer bunny... We legit cribbed this mascot from Duracell actually, isn't it cute?"

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"Like A Good Neighbor, State Farm Is There"

And like your neighbor, were are not going to give you any money for your so-called 'claim.'

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Insert drug name here….can cause heart attack, stroke, nausea, headaches, dry mouth , stomach cramps, diarrhea, and sometimes paralysis of the hands and feet and blood clots that can lead to death…but look at the horse running through the golden field while we tell you this. Ask your doctor about….

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"I'm Lovin' It."
Until your cardiologist gives you an ultimatum.

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Wazzup?!?! Drinking cheap beer and saying, ''wazzup'''

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L.S.M.F.T. Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco, and emphysema, and lung cancer, and throat cancer, and mouth cancer.
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"YouTube Doesn't Allow Ad Blockers"

FU YouTube. I just added uBlock Origin.

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I Can Absolutely Positively Believe This Is Not Butter!

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