Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

The Most Magical Crowded Expensive Place On Earth

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Jesus is the reason for the seasonal depression non-religious people sometimes experience when they are bombarded by religious propaganda and expectations to celebrate and decorate for a holiday they do not believe in.

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Two all-beef patties with binders, special sauce which we will not call thousand island,
lettuce, processed cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

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Hold the pickles
Hold the sauce
Special orders p*ss us off

(Not my jingle—written on chalkboard of restaurant I worked at many many moons ago.)

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[After they declined some Hurricane Katrina damage claims, and with apologies to composer Barry Manilow...]

"Like heartless bastards,
State Farm says 'no'..."

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ExxonMobile. We are killing the planet, but we promise to sound as environmentally-friendly as possible while we do it.
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Fly Unfriendly Skies

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Skittles taste like the rainbow . And where is the pot of gold .

"I'll tell two friends... then they'll tell two friends... and so on, and so on - that we think you vapid simpletons need directions on a shampoo bottle."

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My Hotdog Has a First Name, It's N-I-T-R-I-T-E

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It's Not Easy Being Cheese-like.

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Tesla. We’re cooler than General Motors and—if you can believe it—even more hypocritical.
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9 out of 10 dentists really need your money

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live mas, just not mas tiempo

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Let your fingers do the walkin' on a keyboard because I haven't seen the Yellow Pages in years.

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Subway Buy One Foot-long*, get one 50% off

*Well, they are only 8 inches long.
And yes, we did fail the recent Health Dept inspections. So what?

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We'd really move our tail for you if we hadn't gone out of business.

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Be all that you can be when you can't be anything else.

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Red Bull Gives You Arrhythmia

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Melts in Your Mouth, in Your Hands, on your clothes, and in Tucker’s brain. So. Much. Melting.

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