Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org

I once told Bruce Springsteen that he’s not the Boss of me.

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I believe the flashier the car, the more secure the man.

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I don't bite.🦉 ✨

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My hubby's beard has a hidden forest of gnomes in it.

66 million years ago, I had to eject the warp core from my time-ship. This is the real cause of the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event.

And I've been stuck on this planet ever since.

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It was me. I put the Bomp in the Bomp-bomp Bomp.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aumW5e28xic

I'm not crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

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I lip-synched the body electric.

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I'm the one who hid all of Sadam's Weapons-Of-Mass-Destruction prior to the start of the 2nd Gulf War.

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I am Luke's father.

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I gave Carl Sagan his first joint in college.

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I told Putin, "If you attack, a great empire will fall.."

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Maury Povich was wrong. I am the father.

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It was me and Billie Joe throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

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I'm the iceberg that sank the Titanic. So just chill out.

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I shot the sheriff AND the deputy.

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Dear neighborhood, I have a confession.

You know the reign of holiday terror that results in all manner of gruesome ends to every giant inflatable internally illuminated lawn decoration?

Yes—it was me. and I’d do it again.

No one—I repeat, *no one*—needs a 15-foot high polar bear, turkey, Easter rabbit or shrieking ghost in their front yard.

All I did did was to act on what most of us were thinking. So yeah, take me away officer.

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I'm the new companion on Doctor Who!🦉 ✨

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@oldredsubby

That was my brother, Eh, Steve!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBYYQLKNUdo

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