Clara Listensprechen @ClaraListensprechen4@social.cleverlibre.org
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
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I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
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I will mix metaphors till the cows come home to roost.
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Don't drink and park--accidents cause people
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Practice safe sex--use condoms.
Practice safe eating--use condiments
Practice safe government--use kingdoms
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L'etat, c'est Moe.
(All the world's a Stooge)
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Old MacDonald had a desktop with an EIA/IO
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Quoth the raven, never gonna give you up
(Yes, I used actual Google autocompletes to do all of these)
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Speaking of sewing.
"Sew very old one. Sew like the wind!"
Martin Short.
The Three Amigos.
Still one of the funniest lines ever.
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🎶 The only one that could ever wheat me, was the sun of a pitcher man 🎶
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Make it sew.
Jean Luc Picard.
He always leaves me in stitches.
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I am not a cook! - R. Nixon
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May the 4th be with dew
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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That's one small sleep for man, one giant keep for mankind.
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If at first you don’t succeed, cry and cry again.
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Pop pop fizz fizz, oh what a release that was!
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To err is human; to purr, feline.
#caturday
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An Apple a day makes Bill Gates angry.
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
G+ refugee and simply want my instance to work reliably.
Joined May 2023
