One of the worst aspects of the torrent of drivelly Christmas music whenever I make the mistake of turning on the radio is that it creates earworms of music I detest. Some of it does have pleasant tunes, but even the nicest tunes become noxious eventually when they're earworms.

It doesn't even take the radio: sometimes, just the mention of a Christmas tune will do it.

On the bright side, no one has mentioned Rudolph, the Red-Nosed--

OH, SHIT!