Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:

-Believe that mozzarella sticks are a right, not a privilege.
-Mentally greet each dog you see just in case they are telepathic.
-Think that airplanes are too heavy to fly and refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to you.
-Don't see why the government can't abolish Mondays.
-Want cats to eligible to run for president.