Hello Mastodon, this is my cat.

Her name is Scone.

Last night, she decided to start attacking a storage drawer viciously because she wanted to sit on top of a very specific old side bag that I own.

She has four random cardboard boxes in our home, all in varying states of being eaten. Her preferences are unique.

Scone is a wonderful hunter. The other day, we located in her trophy zone beneath a large chair in the study, the kitchen sponge that she had valiantly slain, thrown to the ground and brought to one of her hiding spots.