You know you can just make up names for the pointy bits on a fork:

Puncturators
Wee prongos
Boingless boingos
Stabby boys
Chalkboard squidgers
Pea poppers
Tooth ticklers
Bristlewigs
Gastrospikes
Joshin' Rodneys
Tiney tinnys
Forklanges

There's nothing anyone can do to stop you!