The 8 folding path of Knot Quite Buddhism …

1. Wrong view
Always view things from the skew of the wisest dharma deva you can. In this way you will refine your perception to always have rose tinted glasses or insight into official dharma. Never look into and investigate for yourself, that might lead to the light. Heavenly view will not help you. Better the devil you know.

… more as I dismember/remember it …