lobster @Lobster@social.cleverlibre.org

my local Buddhist temple … wait … it might be a mosque, that would explain a lot … 👼🏽

#Fotomontag

#Fotomontag

done my #Sexercise A combination of stretching yoga, Lobster style Tai Chi Chin and #BlackDecaf . i am ready for Nothing. Bring it on 🫡🏴‍☠️🍀🪷

nuts … nuts are on my mind. for that we need more tree nuts. #LocalNuts Did I mention I was a Nut?

if social media is addictive … I might have to break and cycle. First I need a bike. think I will stick with feet. went shopping. All junk really … the essentials are few. i duz need wild bunnies though 😹

🦞 I am using metaverse instead of the default app. i iz learnings. still trying to set up my own server/instance.

Dearly Beloved Mast O Donni

Daze 4 and what I iz learned:
- https://axbom.com/mastodon-guide/
- She who dares wins, not sure what the prize is though …
- A picture is worth a bunny, yep barter iz currency
- Everythin' over the Sun is knew
- Baby yoda is not related to kermit

My apologies for being here during this transition … but also yippee yay ay!

Was going to close down my twitter acunt … I mean account … sorry …but why bothersome myself …
meanwhile here is one of my fav yiddish Flutterbys

Ah to be in the company of mast-er-dones … prehysteric elephants of the future planet restocking

i am home 🫶🏿😹🏴‍☠️🦞🙏🏽

day 3 riding the elephant:

- stephen fry up (official queen of England) has joined Mastadin from totter/twatter
- start your instance/server tout sweet
- be extra kind to the noobs (moi for example)
- we come in pieces … take us to your ladder
- never underestimate peeps/people power, we iz flowers

This is my second day on mastodon. I am beginning to see the light. Soon I may be able to feel like a regular irregular. Watch your step, the path is wet.

… this is my garden master don statue aka Ganesha …
you can't have too many elephants … though in a small garden they can trample the other occupants …

Emptyness, I am full of it ... Most are full of it, a personal bullsit, horned ego and forms of comic karmic car/cowmuck delusion.
… here is one story I hope instills stillness:

I am a sukkha for dukkha. I like to suffer.

There are good things in my life. Buddhism is one. It Is stillness and goodish internet comrades. I like Tantra for its noise and variety and heresy for its non-existence. I like to hear from broken people repairing as best they can-can.

What story can you tell?

Good morning, this evening or 'Afternoon'. Time to a wake …
yawn … stretch … off to visit my pet zombies (only joking, they are free range)

I am a mastodonnery child. a newbie. bee gentle. Just wait till I grows up. That would be never-never land.

Hello Whirled! i am A Ware … not for sale of course … more a sort of A wer-lobster, ready to shed my shell …

As a newbie to wherever we are (Master Doner I think it is) so far so goodly. So far I have learned:

- there is light, head that way
- there is diversity, find your interests
- look for mountains, decide on steep, paths, ski runs, mole hills, in other words choose
- make friends, not fiends
- be helpful, obvious really

more tips as I cross over
And also:

- you are welcome
- the Way is on, up and sideways
- be patient, even if you are

The cat sat on the grass
The grass sat on the worm
The worm fed the bird
The soil was Earth
That is my spin, now spun.
What fun.

We are the ripple not the raspberries.

Serve to survive … but who, why and how? Ourselves if we are selfish and know no better. Or the greatest good we can muster, imagine, find.

I'll join …