lobster @Lobster@social.cleverlibre.org

Dear Friends of the other side, ☯️

As we may know traffic wardens/cops are human #beings. #Strange but #true. Yesterday I came across one of these lost #souls. They are employed by Wandsworth council. Yes it really is named Wands ... but that is another story. Ahem ...
back to the traffic warden who was issuing a violation ticket to a petrol death dealer (or 'Kar' as I believe #muggles call them). The offending kar was #parked on double yellow line on a busy #corner. I #congratulated the traffic warden and pointed out the vehicle also had one #wheel on the pavement/sidewalk. Also naughty. I think his work was appreciated and made him happy. On previous occasions I have suggested to traffic wardens:
- They should be issued with tasers
- One of my muggle siblings was driving a red SUV #hybrid and should be penalised if caught ...

I have other #potential #powers for traffic wardens
- The option to remove #air from tires whilst the tow truck removal for multiple offenders, arrives.
- Confiscated 'Gas guzzlers' (preferably from political car pools) given to each refugee going to Rwanda ...
- All removed vehicles #replaced with a #Street #bike to reach the fine paying depot with a #route #map

Hope this #advice is #helpful

Exactly so!

Sometimes ... #people Mxspell #mediation and #meditation. Done it myself. One of my more #strange #skills. In effect? we mediate with our #real shelf #fish. The one that nose/knows and no. As well as yes of course. The more we know self, the wiser to its whiles and wiles. #Soon I will be a #Genii US ... well OK no #chance of that. #ｆｏｌｌｏｗ the whims.

Dear Friends of #human #interaction,

Somehow, #heaven knows how or why, this is my #favourite Instance/server. I could be anywhere on the fediverse ... wait I am. We all are.

However I like the #ability to #rant and #gibber to my #hearts #content. #Strange and #wonderful #animated #emoji and as ever the #diversity and #mixture that only a completely self #moderating #environment can provide.

I #blameworthy the people und der wishes ... oops #dervishes
https://wisdomtavern.com/malamatiyya-the-path-of-blame/

Other people I like to blame are The Dalai Lama, The Queens of Little England, HH Ell Papa (the God Father) and Holy Wood (wherever that is Groving)

In other #words, #people are everything #good #god, bad #ugli #fruit and #Idiotic ...