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Dear Friends of , :ablobdancer:
… our boot based transport system allowed: :ablobgrin:
through cemetery/#nature reserve. . Along a rare chalk , sighting four large , back in time for vegetable and cream soup. :abloblurk:

- Bought an vera along the way
- Urban foxes and staking territories.
- Managed to offer directions to one lost soul :ablobcouple:

“These boots are made for talkin’
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these bots
Are gonna walk all over you … ”
- Mx Nancy Sandra Sin :ablobangel:
youtu.be/GM1kzbAgo_E

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If you respect the dinosaur, it will let you pet it :ed_grin:

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They’re losing, that’s why they’re wrecking everything. That’s why they wrecked Twitter, CNN, and they’re wrecking MSNBC, and the press… they own it all and they are losing so they are wrecking it all in a last ditch sweep to brainwash us into thinking there is nothing else… that only fascism will work. They’re losing. They don’t want us to realize it, but that’s why they’re wrecking everything. To distress us, confuse us, distract us. We’re winning, we just don’t know it yet.

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So, you don’t like my Ad Blocker.

Well, I don’t like my personal information being harvested then sold to companies that relentlessly spam me later.

That’s a hard pass on your website.

Dear friends of Great News, :lobster:

As we may know: :netkitty:

- There are many things including US that are not the center of the :abloblurk:
- , and to increase chances of :ablobdancer:
- is not a form or cause of tension :byebrows:
- Worrying is not thinking :ablobtonguewink:
- Provide , problems are unwelcome :ablobcatheart:

Have a great AI (Artificial Incompetence) free, -less, stress day :ablobsunglasses:

Dear Friends of ,

It really must be time for me to run a -server. At least start the process,

I will not be using a server host but starting my own -server.

What software do you recommend/use and why?

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When I was a smartass computer nerd in the 80s and 90s, an eternal theme was people asking me for tech support help and me having to slowly, patiently explain to them that computers aren't scary, they're actually predictable, they won't explode or erase your data (unless you really make an effort), and they operate by simple (if somewhat arcane) rules. Edit > Cut, then click, then Edit > Paste. Save As. Use tabs, not spaces. Stuff like that. Maybe not easy, but simple, or at least consistent and learnable.

But that's not true anymore.

User interfaces lag. Text lies. Buttons don't click. Buttons don't even look like buttons! Panels pop up and obscure your workspace and you can't move or remove them -- a tiny floating x and a few horizontal lines is all you get. Mobile and web apps lose your draft text, refresh at whim, silently swallow errors, mysteriously move shit around when you're not looking, hide menus, bury options, don't respect or don't remember your chosen settings. Doing the same thing gives different results. The carefully researched PARC principles of human-computer interaction -- feedback, discoverabilty, affordances, consistency, personalization -- all that fundamental Don Norman shit -- have been completely discarded.

My tech support calls now are about me sadly explaining there's nothing I can do. Computers suck now. They run on superstition, not science. It's a real tragedy for humanity and I have no idea how to fix it.

#HCI #UX #UI #okdoomer

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Do you think that a large cohort of the general public would benefit from being taught detailed courses on at secondary ?

Dear Friends, :anonymous:

The concept of is central to , and all the good things ... :ablobdancer:

But How? :abloblurk:
Like So:
youtu.be/vKsjiI74BRs

Dear Friends of "Evil" for Beginners, :netkitty:

some of you who are in this area find something useful in my latest /#podcast :byebrows:
audio.com/lobster/audio/beginn

Obviously I am as a , too to tell you too much about how to be evil ... :ablobblastoff: which in the normal/accepted usage of this state is not for beginners at all ... :ablobdevil:

Dear Friends of Love,

I was hoping to post something on 'being evil for beginners'. Sadly have to do some cooking.

So instead here is a song to infuriate the evil - always a good plan. The evils love a bit of fume fury at furrys, fairies and hippy children ...

youtu.be/7YGaumwvKyM

dear friends of , :2001:
My is now working without on an . Also, I don’t have to use the paid for franchise to . They tried everything they could to get me to use iCloud. I don’t.

So if they are still using me as a data source … Would that be a breach of my privacy? I think so. Corporate theft of my vocal secure independence. :ablobcatcoffee:

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Dear Friends of Home Delivery, 🚚

Yes we would all like to have a home delivered BUT I am talking about UK.

Now then … My , well in advance AND a saver slot was meant to arrive between 6-10 AM

However … due to such as just in-time () delivery. They won't be here until 9-10 PM. I blame who are probably trying for a hostile take over. Again!

Will I cancel? :abloblurk: They already gave me a pending time for this morning … and then laterfied it …

My two siblings are expecting a meal of and custard [check] and a . :ablobhungry: I am for the end of the world/zombie apocalypse/American invasion etc.

And so meal available [check] :blobcouncil:

This thread is guaranteed vegan, 100% and kind to Animals, US, Zombies and the awoken … :ablobcouple:

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@ai6yr Do you know about tap code? I somehow missed learning about it until recently. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tap_code

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#ForestGarden #GardenDesign, now with added drone!

Took first aerial photo of client's woodland garden the other day, will be using it as foundation for planting plan, so client knows which trees are planted where. Clearer than satellite, less work than measuring up for a non-rectilinear plan.

#Syra

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