The legal manual I was given to read to get my Florida concealed carry license is *bonkers*. It's full of first person subjective opinions, and reads like a stream-of-thought diatribe from a terrible lawyer. Here are some gems:

"There are some limitations on where you can carrying[sic] concealed. Some of these make good sense, some do not."

"Having a Concealed Weapons License is the smartest thing anyone can do"

"It means you are not criminally liable for driving through a school zone with a firearm!"

"Of course, there are no cases interpreting this facet [...] and therefore, even though I am totally confident in my opinion, if you want to be safe, stick to the weapons listed."

"get arrested because somebody on the government side is too chicken to stand up against possible adverse publicity"

"If you don't think there are forces out there that would love to see you disarmed, and easy prey for everything and everybody -- you better start getting educated, because the battle is raging around you, every single day."

"I would consider an arrest under these circumstances to be unlawful."

"I gotta leave my protection home because some damn Mouse is anti-gun?"