Google: "We've heard your unprecedented outcry about our decision to sell the beloved Google Domains to a subpar company. In response, we've now decided to sell Google Fonts to Ubisoft. From now on, you'll be able to find all of your favorite fonts on UbiFonts .com for only $19.49 per font per year. Keep bitching and we'll sell Maps to Elon."
@LouisIngenthron Google selling Google Maps would leave nothing of cartographic value being lost. Decent yellow pages would be gone, though. Just, no map lossage.