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I guess Republicans only have room for one psychopathic fascist snake-oil salesman in their party.

Steve Herman  
NBC News: The presidential campaign of Republican candidate Vivek Ramaswamy has stopped spending money on television ads and does not have any TV a...

1000 richest people are approched. "The end of the world is here. Time to go to your doomsday bunker", they are told. The billionaires nodded. They knew this was coming. They were prepared.

So they gathered their loved ones and locked themselves in luxury bunkers. No contact to outside world.

10 years later they emerge. The world has healed. The air is breathable, people are happy. "What was the catastrophy?" they ask the first person they meet.

She screams: "THEY GOT OUT!!!"

#microfiction

I will not be satisfied until my blood type is havarti.

Trying to decide how much bacon is too much bacon for tomorrow's traditional quiche. If I go over 1:1 on the bacon:eggs ratio, then it officially becomes a meatloaf, right?

@carnage4life So? If it's already public information on the internet, what's the problem?

@andrew Wait, I thought santa trackers were like weather apps; i.e. they're all just fancy displays for data from NORAD/NWS.

That any organization, much less a small youtube entertainment channel, would think they could track a small airborne target globally as well as NORAD is ludicrous.

Hiring a software engineer in their late 40s:

Pros:
* Understands your stack better than you do after glancing through the repo for five minutes.
* Will rewrite said stack 2x as fast, and half as buggy if you let them.

Cons:
* Gives zero fucks.
* Knows we're not *really* like family here.
* No, seriously, absolutely zero fucks given.

Do not cite the deep magic to me, product manager, I was there when it was written.

@cathygellis @Csosorchid A box with a label? Could it be the personal effects of an individual with those initials? A recently deceased patient, maybe?

@cathygellis @Csosorchid Could she have worked in a medical ward of a Virginia State Penitentiary?

@cathygellis Also, I don't think women were typically allowed to be doctors before like the 60s/70s, so "practitioner" seems unlikely...

Missouri currently has a program called the "Veteran Service Program" that offers mental health assistance... maybe it's something similar?

@cathygellis Or "veteran" maybe? Could be like a VFW nurse? Lots of ugly injuries from WWI.

@tante Maybe they don't need "artistic language and identity" when they're crapping out a social media post to acknowledge a holiday that has nothing to do with their business.

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