how to decide on a programming language, a small guide
javascript: this is supposed to run in a browser
php: this is supposed to run on a webserver
python: you just want to get shit done
c: you like to feel pain
java: you are doing this for money
bash: sheesh, we get it, you really like linux, please shut up
perl: no
rust: you are trans
c++: you don’t even care anymore
pascal: you stopped caring in 1985
excel: i don’t know what you are trying to accomplish but you should stop
@skye somebody shud do this for the fp languages
@kream @skye
Haskell: you have a PhD in mathematics.
PureScript: you are using your PhD in mathematics for webdev.
F#: since learning about the Mars Climate Orbiter mission failure, you use a language with static checking for units of measure.
Clojure: you are doing this for more money than the Java developer.
