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As everyone possessed of a functioning brain cell knows, the 'small boats crisis' is entirely the fault of the fucking tory scum.

There is no legal route to access asylum in the UK for the overwhelming majority of refugees! Why do they want to come to the UK, one might ask - it is party because the British government and civil service couldn't organize an orgy in a brothel so it is ridiculously easy to disappear and work on the black in Britain, but also because English is the world's most popular 2nd language which gives most people who want to settle in the UK an advantage over settling in say France or Germany!

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@Sheencr

I would love to know the proportion of patients needing hospitalization who were fully vaxxed and boosted -v- those who weren't but I guess medical confidentiality is an issue therein.

@carolvorders

I think conspiring with others to pervert the course of justice is the crime they have committed and it is my feeling that ever single executive from both Fujitsu and the Post Office who was aware of parlous state of the Horizon system when the PO started prosecuting sub Postmasters, should face justice!

Travellers on Boeing 737 flights will be allowed to bring on-board screwdrivers, drills and any other tools deemed necessary to keep the doors from flying off, aviation authorities have confirmed. theshovel.com.au/2024/01/16/sc

@strathearnrose

I reached the stage of asking for a change of room and was given one!

The new room was on the 6th or 7th floor which meant that I got a really good shake up when there was an earthquake that was felt in Chiang Mai. The quake was in Burma but was felt at varying strengths as far afield as India and much of SE Asia. Chiang Mai was quite close to the epicentre and I found it very disorientating!

@strathearnrose

I spent several weeks living in an hotel in Chiang Mai in Thailand. For about a week the people in the room adjoining mine were Americans who seemed to need to conduct business with the US day and night. Obviously, since the US is a loooooong way from Thailand they had to shout during EVERY SINGLE conversation to make sure their correspondent could hear them!

@val

'Ouate' is cotton wool and 'phoque' is pronounced fock not fuck

MAGA: We need to run the country based on the Bible

Leviticus 19:34: The foreigner who resides with you must be to you like a native citizen among you; so you must love him as yourself

MAGA: Not that part

Deut 27:19: "Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner."

MAGA: Or that part

"Looks like you're using an ad-blocker"

Looks like you're trying to install 52 trackers on my computer.

@RichardJMurphy

In Luxembourg where I live, tax evasion is a civil matter. If you get caught the civil penalties are quite severe and the taxman can take out a remortgage on any property you own and oblige you to pay it but they cannot send you to jail unless they can pin a fraud charge on you.

HRMC are according to friends of mine in the accountancy business, absolutely irrational and utterly stupid. The often opt to bankrupt or prosecute people who 'owe' tax when they would be far better off waiting to let a business get back on its feet.

I fell foul of them when I left the UK to move to Belgium. They came after me for £50,000 in unpaid tax but my accountant said he reckoned I owed them about £5000 but that it could cost as much as £10,000 to prove that to them. He said "do you have £15,000 kicking about in your bank account, looking for a home?" to which I replied "no" and he said "then bankrupt yourself then you won't owe them a penny!". The bankruptcy authorities have no jurisdiction outside the UK unless they engage in lengthy and horrendously expensive action through foreign courts which they won't attempt for a debt as relatively small as yours so...

After a day at the high courts of justice in London I was declared bankrupt. We saw the official receiver the same day and that was pretty much the end of the matter except that HMRC decided they weren't going to accept my bankruptcy - until I had a word with the official receiver who read the Riot Act to the jumped up civil servant from the collections office who was chasing me, then they shut the fuck up!

Chasing a bankrupt for a debt that precedes the bankruptcy is a very serious matter and certainly not something that a civil servant should be doing!

@ChrisMayLA6 @TCatInReality I have said this many times. This destruction of the NHS began in the 70’s, I witnessed it first hand. The Torys never play a short game. What we see now is the culmination of planning since 1948. The damage may be irreversible, but we have to fight for the survival of the NHS. Our lives literally depend on it.

Real freedom is saving 4% on my taxes by living in in a country with no healthcare, child support, or functional education system, then paying like 50% of my post-tax income if I happen to want any of those things

Europeans simply cannot comprehend this level of freedom

We asked NASA why they were so determined to travel through space.

They replied that travelling through anything else damaged the front of the rockets.

#LunchPun

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