Paul Brownjohn @Paulos_the_fog@social.cleverlibre.org

The men who can't hit the toilet when taking a piss are the same men who think they're qualified to carry hand guns and AR-15s.

Teachers in 1930s Germany hid books to avoid being arrested.

Teachers in republican Florida are hiding books to avoid being arrested.

Any questions?

-- Jeff Tiedrich

Condoms are available in three sizes.

Small, medium, and Liar.

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#jokes

I don’t know if “climate activist” is really the right way to put it. Like, if I’m drowning and trying to come up for air, I’m not suddenly an “oxygen activist”—I’m literally just trying to stay alive. Maybe addressing climate change shouldn’t be viewed as an “activist” position.

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.

Beware the shiny escape hatches promoted as climate solutions but require no adjustments to worldviews, power relationships, vision, or values.

A system that pushed a whole planet deeply out of balance in 500 years doesn't just need some cosmetic upgrades friends.

Breaking:

An Asian monk thinks he's found jesus face in a tub of margarine.

When asked about this, he replied, " I can't believe it's not Buddha."

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#dadjokes

You tell the hedge fund mangers to sell the pound, we’ll crash the economy, cost the country 37 billion, then I’ll blame the left wing in the party, the Bank of England, the state of the economy from Boris (even tho I supported it) Then we’ll cash in and with that money I’ll run again !!! The plebs will fall for it again

#LizTruss #tory #toryscum #tories #ToriesOut #ToryCorruption #Corruption #bbc #laurak #politics #ukpolitics #news #costofliving #inflation #nhs #brexit #rishisunak #Sunak

The hoarding of extreme wealth is a sickness

In space, no one can hear you scream.
In cyberspace, no one can shut you up.

Private Eye writer, Tom Jamieson, has posted in total disbelief, a pisstaking, leftie-blaming piece that they wrote in the magazine weeks ago when Truss blew it. Never in their wildest dreams did they imagine she’d basically act out their prediction and turn it into a 4000 word excuse-fest in the Torygraph. But she has. And now she will never not be absurd.

Let me get this straight. Republicans spent Friday cosplaying machismo by encouraging their supporters to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon, which was 11 miles up in the atmosphere, a balloon so large it could hold an entire football stadium inside of it. No consideration of the danger of their useless bullets falling back to earth.

Meanwhile, Biden had already given the order to the military to shoot it down when it was safe to do so back on *Wednesday.* They had already jammed their signals so it couldn’t send any info back to China, and instead was collecting info on the satellite.

So as usual, we have Republicans acting like idiots, encouraging actions that posed danger to the American people, all the while hoping to “stick it to Biden,” when in actuality, Biden had already handled the situation days before by involving the military who had neutralized the threat and then ultimately shot down the balloon over the waters past South Carolina.

Vote blue, people. #news

@BobM