Pivo @Pivo@social.cleverlibre.org
More overwhelmed by all this than he appears
I have been Pivo@bautanist on Twitter
Joined Nov 2022
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*inventing the frisbee*
FUCK THIS PLATE!
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what I summon in the privacy of my own room is my business, but it's loose now and its become all of our problem
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IF EVERYONE JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE WOULD YOU STEAL THEIR CARS?
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A woman at work told me I had great energy which is entirely plausible as I just ate a lithium battery.
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We're gonna have a sex party down at the boathouse if you're interested in an oargy
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science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
Some people call me irritating but if brushing their arm with steel wool and then 'accidentally' spilling vodka on them ok yeah I see it now
*listening to any podcast*
I really wish they would start whispering for a bit, and not stage whispering, an age-old technique to convey subtlety but ensure the audience can hear them, I want to not be able to hear what is being said for a short period so that I'm totally lost
I always put out food for any pets that may be doing a homeward bound, a lot of people leave their raccoons behind
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[seeing an account that posts but never boosts others]
"i see someone likes the smell of their own toots"
Don't you take my olive pits!
They're my olives and I paid for the whole things!
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Laundry status: I am seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station.
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"I don't know how you spend so much time on the internet- It's boring," he stated plainly, while watching a reality tv show about fishing.
People are always talking about blood sugar but when you inquire about the quality it always turns out they don't mean the ingredient
"I'm a modern day Geppetto!" I proclaim, displaying a block of wood that I carved out of boy.
More overwhelmed by all this than he appears
I have been Pivo@bautanist on Twitter
Joined Nov 2022
