American nervously entering an English chip shop on #ChipShopFriday: “Urrrh, hi guys, errr… the gentleman outside recommended I ask for… err… a 'Lovely Susan', is that correct?"
The chip shop proprieter: “You hear that, me mates?! The bloody yank wants a Lovely Susan innit!”
Us, the locals, also in the chip shop, barely able to contain ourselves: “A Lovely Susan! Ur avin a laff m8! What a wanker! That’s a load of bollocks! You’re nicked mate, it’s off to the clink for you!” (we arrest him)
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@tobinalex Ok, for the American, what is a lovely Susan?
@RolandDeschaine Real answer: there's no such thing! I made it up for this joke.
In character answer: Oi, d'you hear that lads? The American wants to know what a Lovely Susan is! Let's show 'em! (we tie you upside down to a flagpole on the village green, your trousers hoisted up to the top, where they blow in the wind like a flag)