#Antifa Shatters Mirror In Attempt To Punch #Nazi

PORTLAND, Or - A member of Antifa, Dustin Day, injured himself over the weekend while attempting to punch a nazi he spotted. "So I had my mask on and was ready to fight any nazis that came to Portland -- because I guess the city is full of them -- and then I saw one," explained Day. "You could tell from just one look at the guy that he was..."

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