SpinozasHeresy @SpinozasHeresy@social.cleverlibre.org

Well giddy up Joe Biden! I assume you’ll be dispatching Seal Team 6 to take care of Osama bin Trump post haste!

Those of us with a deep seated, personal faith in Bigfoot can assure you that Bigfoot would not approve of Donald Trump‘s behavior. I’m aware of nothing in the Bigfoot literature that would condone Trump’s buffoonery. End of story.

Breaking News!

This morning at dawn, country A with a military consisting of .00041% of its population attacked country B with a military consisting of .00043% of its population thus setting off a cycle of destruction and chaos for 99.99916% of their combined populations who would prefer to simply get on with their day to day lives.

So it goes.

Personally, I think this is the best Trump rally I’ve seen yet.

https://youtu.be/EKQhj852pso?si=sZnQ2InlbKddYyIG

I’ve been looking for a side hustle these days and I sent my (decidedly thin) resume to FOX, MSNBC and CNN asking for $500 a day to endlessly ponder, predict, pontificate, and perseverate on either of “two sides” of “the debate”. Am I asking for too much money on this one?

If your local weather reporter forecast an evacuation warning for a hurricane that was expected, say, in November, would you pack up your belongings and head for the hills? Would such a prediction even be newsworthy since weather forecasts are only reliable for 5 to 7 days out? Of course you wouldn’t evacuate and of course such a forecast would be so laughable it would never be reported. So why do people go apeshit over political polls and, more importantly, how is that they are newsworthy?

I really don’t give a flip about Americas opinions on elections or the justice system. Opinions are meaningless. I’m only interested in post-election morning and trial verdict day. The rest is a mass media circle jerk.

South African apartheid was ended due to boycott and disinvestment. I’ve become convinced that Palestinian apartheid can only be ended by the same.

Here’s one. If you use the word “they” in a post about how “they” are going to screw “you”, “us”, “me”, please provide a better idea of “who” “they” actually are. Maybe “they” are a known quantity for those “in the know”, but I like to have a more precise understanding of your “reality” to better understand who “they” are.

Maybe it’s always been like this and I was never aware, but media in general and social media in particular is mostly speculative and paranoid. I wonder what would happen if I used AI to review the universe of social media posts to determine the ratio of “it’s surely the demise of everything we hold dear and true” posts to posts about actual reality. I’m spitballing about 330:1.

”If Trump gets elected, it will be the end of American democracy as we know it”.

When someone proclaims this in an interview, it’s spoken as if it’s an obvious truth. Why do I feel like it’s a little bit vague?🤔

So Trump gets elected next year and everyone’s just gonna say “oh well, I guess that’s just the end of democracy as we know it.” 🤷🏻‍♂️ Really? Like everyone’s just going to rollover and complain about it on social media? If that’s what America does then it deserves itself.

My one and only prediction for 2024 is that there will be an insufferable level of nauseatingly hyperbolic digital drama spewed between now and November. Oy! Let me know when the election’s over. 😒

Memory, meet hole.

Substitute“television” and “tube” with “social media” and “internet”.

https://youtu.be/isSE7ux-W-M?si=ZSC7U0DYZZRah2jl

Great news! The Siberian Terror Cabal briefly succeeded in breaching the northern line of our Freedom Alliance! But rest assured, our boys once again rose to the occasion and stemmed the tide! Unfortunately, the nylon supply route will suffer temporary disruption. Not to worry though ladies! Spring fashion collections will still arrive in time for Easter!

Sure...pigs may enjoy it when you have to lower yourself in the mud to be dirty with them, but it beats the crap out of staying clean and having them round you up to put you in a concentration camp.

OK, I’m a dyed in the wool liberal. You can ring a bell and my heart’ll bleed like the Nile in spring. But I have absolutely no tolerance for a stinky politician...from either political party! Democrats and republicans can honestly disagree about taxes, abortion, and drag queens ad nauseam. But a putrid pol? Get outta here, would ya!?! The nose knows what unifies this great nation!

Now that we’ve disrupted the Brosnian Terror Syndicate and destroyed their propaganda machine, there’s a new threat developing in the south. Our troops are sure to have their work cut out for them as they approach the enemy from the sea. Our smart weaponry will most certainly win the day as we continue our march to victory and freedom! Let’s pray that our austerity measures won’t outlive our collective discomfort and that our chocolate ration will soon be restored!