Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:
-Believe the lava from lava lamps must be returned to volcanoes, where it rightfully belongs.
-Mentally greet each dog you see just in case they are telepathic.
-Think that airplanes are too heavy to fly and refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to you.
-Argue that every marathon runner should shave their eyebrows to be a little bit faster.
-Want toddlers to eligible to run for president.
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@lowqualityfacts You have to be careful bc I believe that it isn't always lava in those lamps. Some of them imprison slag from blast furnaces which looks very similar. The tricky thing is that a blast furnace wouldn't want it back.
