how many of them are gonna clock me immediately that I’m queer? probably a lot of them. I’m gonna have to answer so many questions too... what am I doing in my Career, have I been thinking about marriage, why do you have All Those Piercings, what are you cooking these days, am I going to get another degree(s)

what if they ask what I do in my spare time...
how do I tell them that I process animal bones and make miniatures