serve soft your soft serve
@soft Ma'am, this is a hardware store.
@Surasanji let soft wear the software
@soft Ma'am, please, the aprons are for employees only.
@Surasanji i Live Here Now
@soft I don't think my insurance covers that, Ma'am...
.... you got rent money?
@soft I'm pretty sure I need a special permit for that kind of thing. :/
@Surasanji i am a soft gem
you can display me in your window 🙂 💎 ✨ i trust this will be sufficient recompense