ah yes i remember when george washington said "when i die you will make a monument to me and it will be a giant penis"
ive always found the washington monument very weird like lincoln has a big statue, jefferson has a cool building
washington has like an obelisk or something?
it really doesnt fit thh
@reitrace it was the tallest building in the world when it was completed, and the idea was to honor "Timeless ideals as ancient as civilization" or some BS like that.
@Surasanji my theory is that washington just had a very large cock so they fossilized it and turned it into the monument
@reitrace He had two sets of testicles. I learned that on the internet from this: https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc
