DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@root @lousycanuck@mastodon.the-orbit.net nobody wants to see my thoughts, not even me!

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online I'm 'The Spicy Nug'.

@ridley

Today on Cryptid Watch.

The Rid

The Rid is a mass of eyebrows and wings, which at first sounds really terrifying. The Rid, however, somehow makes it really quite cute. It is unknown if The Rid has ears, but if they did they'd be cute elfin things. That is an actual fact from your friends at Cryptid Watch.

The Rid lives in the space between hopes and dreams, right down the street from panic and near that nice lake that's murder-fantasy adjacent. Although we've never been invited into The Rid's house, at great personal disappointment to the staff here at Cryptid Watch, we suspect it is very much like a backwards, upsidedown, inside out gator carcass.

Just, you know, with solid wood floors and appropriate plush carpeting and at least one of those sofa pits. The comfy kind.

Much like a shark's teeth, The Rid's eyes are endless. What is really fascinating is that despite their raspberry flavor, they are terrible as breakfast muffins. This is in stark contrast to shark's teeth which DO make for excellent breakfast muffins when properly ground into tooth meal, at least.

Anyways, The Rid is a great Cryptid, and we really enjoy the time they take in the Fediverse.

And because we can't help saying it:

"Here's lookin' at you, Rid~" <3

@freemo @mngrif I graduated from Methacton High School, just outside of Philly. :P

@johnrandom@cryptids.online now that I'm home I can apply that orb glue, if you need it, the orb.

@FirstLadySquid that is a lovely view of deepwet.

She just took a little nibble.

My cat is fascinated by my poptart.

@Ophillous Oh hey, it's the cool jacket and a clearly startled alien. And Bees is there to ensure the jacket-startled alien treaties will be fruitful.

@freemo @mngrif Philly is special. I lived in Philly when I was just out of high school. It is it's own little cosmos.

@johnrandom@cryptids.online I'll get the orb glue. We can't have a crumbly orb, that wouldn't do.

@007@mastodon.xyz what a pretty spikey-boi.

@sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk I lichen.

@soft soft, catching fish because they're thirsty for thighs is something that'll piss off PETA for sure.

@GOAT_VFT_142@cryptids.online I will have you know that I love cryptids.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online don't forget the really rather high chance of being attacked by a bear, compared to the ocean which is just next door.

@Ophillous That is a very nice jacket. Lookin' good, Bees.

@root That sounds like a fun story!