DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org
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@johnrandom@cryptids.online It's so dot net it swings right back into dot com.
Update: Two Rockets fired at Tel Aviv. I am safe.
@johnrandom@cryptids.online She had eyes like a Picasso painting....
@muppetbutler@cryptids.online that could happen.
open for a gift
@jacethechicken this pleases Zulthar.
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Said the Whale voice: don't tell my Mothman! Don't tell my Mothman! Don't tell my Mothman 'till I pull myself together. I am a cryptid, I hope forever, don't-don't tell my Mothman till I pull my self to-ge-e-ther
@ghostlyeleanor@cryptids.online but I like ghosts as friends, not as sidekicks.
@freemo what happened to the crab?
@root TOOOAAAAST
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toast! in other news, got a new futon cover and it no longer looks awful lmao
@johnrandom@cryptids.online no, that is showing how strong and awesome the orb is. I love the orb.
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@Surasanji tea does not exist in my home r̷̨̛̬̖̰̯̰̱̓̔̀̊̔̽̈́͊͊̈́̕ͅę̸̱̻̙̦̰̬̞̰̲̖͍̈́͐̓̆͘ͅa̸̗͛̎̑̽̅̀͛̐̐̚͜l̶̤̘̦̙̝̩̤̀̇́͛̃̂̀͒̎͒͝͠ṃ̵͈͗̔̉͑̈́̄͝
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@Surasanji a great episode though I must correct a few things. I have a grand total of zero eyebrows and the gator is just one of my summer homes
@ridley We would like to make an editorial correction. We have been informed by The Rid themselves. They have informed us that they have no eyebrows and still haven't invited us in for tea.
mustard chunk.
@johnrandom@cryptids.online Okay. We're all finished here. PLease see my informational video attached here to see that now, the orb, is impervious to many harms because the orb is cool and nice (And protected by Dave's patented orb glue.)
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FUCKING PAY THE ARTISTS
@root @lousycanuck@mastodon.the-orbit.net One day, Weed will be legal here. Tel Aviv could be Israel's Amsterdam. It would be truly fantastic.
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