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@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com That sounds about right for delivery appointments in my experience.

Still annoying to have to wait.

Gooood morning!

I hope you're having a great morning. Shana Tovah to all my Jewish Friends!

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com I am very good, my friend.

How are you?

@Jojothegoodperson@freespeechextremist.com @moonshine@freespeechextremist.com Yes. A guy with a dream to be rich enough to have two assholes. One for farting, the other for shitting. It's the American Dream.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com I wish I was rich enough to have two assholes.

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@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com But the spiders make good cookies, Glitches!

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com You can get spider bake sale earlier for a lot less.

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com Yes, but did you enjoy the bake sale?

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Chihuahuas hunt by startling prey into cardiac arrest using their sudden, piercing barks.

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com Maybe lay down?

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com D: No, let the kitty stay! Squatter's rights!

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