DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@jacethechicken Bird Jail is pretty nice, though. Free newspapers, a perch, all the millet and water you could ever need.

But that mirror with the demon in it, that's the worst thing about bird jail.

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @snail@spinster.xyz Yeah, I used to be superior all the time, but then I got better.

@11112011 @ArdanianRight I am intrigued by these quotation marks....

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com @snail@spinster.xyz Ms. Central Time over here with her before noon-i-ness.

@11112011 @ArdanianRight Delicious, delicious bees.

@moonshine@freespeechextremist.com Welcome! Please remember that we only control things that are truly silly to control!

We control the height requirements on shady carnival rides, for instance- it's part of our Jew-Gypsy outreach program.

@snail@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com It's 6pm here. I'm in Tel Aviv, remember?

@11112011 Just so we're clear, you're NOT a hyper-intelligent colony of bees?

@11112011 I see...

@snail@spinster.xyz @sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com I'm only two coffees in. I need to up my game, clearly.

@Prodigal @11112011 @JohnCactus@freespeechextremist.com @thebitchisback

Salsa.

@11112011 I believe you.

What's your opinion on nectar?

@JohnCactus@freespeechextremist.com Agreed.

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com XD

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com I don't think I'd want to sit for the multiple hours to have a meme permanently attached to my stomach.

I might do a sad elephant face, though. So sad that his trunk is so smol. :(

@sadladpress@freespeechextremist.com That cat is scared! D: Keep the mean hands away from kitty!

@11112011 I hate it. :(