DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org
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@Surasanji yyyYYYEEESSSSSSSSSS, this is the DREAM
@Ophillous Welcome to your new reality, multitude of bees. In this reality everything is mostly the same, except your second born child will ALWAYS smell like hot buttered popcorn.
@socialskeleton CSPAN = ASMR for the politically woke.
@Ophillous Sounds like Stockholm Syndrome might be setting in.
@Ophillous @peculiar_perryble You should both see a doctor.
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alignment: chaotic bees
@reptilian_intern@cryptids.online I am a Real Dr. Really. I'm a Real DR.
You can trust me with your organs because I am a Real Dr.
@Ophillous Thank you Bees, I love you all. <3
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if 🐝 you 🐝 own 🐝 the 🐝 fact 🐝 that 🐝 you 🐝 are 🐝 carrying 🐝 poop 🐝 and 🐝 don't 🐝 look 🐝 guilty 🐝 or 🐝 anxious 🐝 you 🐝 will 🐝 be 🐝 fine
humans 🐝 are 🐝 easily 🐝 trick-able 🐝 creatures 🐝 and 🐝 they 🐝 refuse 🐝 to 🐝 question 🐝 society's 🐝 tyrannical 🐝 rule
@Ophillous Bees, why is it only socially acceptable to carry bags of poop when you have a dog with you?
One of my favorite coworkers is on her last day of work today. I'mma miss her. She's funny and fun to work with.
BUT, she's moving onto something better, I think, so I'm happy for her despite the fact I'm totally going to miss her.
@Ophillous I mean, yeah, obviously. They are shy and sensitive. Probably not into THOTs.
@Ophillous D: Not the picturesque meadow with endless lovely flowers! It deserves better than ratchet THOTs who want to get Bigfoot's dick wet! D:
@Ophillous I thought you lived in the picturesque meadow with endless lovely flowers.
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Kirby has his own version of the Hero's Journey, unique to him, in which the same events repeat but he learns nothing
1. Kirby has a picnic, or perhaps is napping
2. an unknowable and ancient eldritch evil makes Kirby drop his sandwich, or disturbs his sleep
3. Kirby single-mindedly destroys the evil, oftentimes making cute friends along the way
4. victorious, Kirby returns to his leisure
Extremely true meme about Transmisogyny and how it effects us <3.
@PaladinQuinn I'm glad to have joined Mastodon. The window into another's struggles is enlightening. I can't say I've felt exactly the same thing, but something similar in my Judaism and antisemitism.
I am Ashkenazi- so I tend to be 'White' when it is convenient and 'Jewish' when that is convenient- positive or negative. What ever is best for the third party, that's what I am, regardless of its effect on me.
Again, it is not exactly the same and I won't pretend to know exactly how this specific element of living as a Trans person is.
I'm sorry that you have to go through this, though. It is an injustice that you should not have to suffer.
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My Azul board game just arrived. Quite excited to play it with fam tonite.
@SquidPresident@cryptids.online @socialskeleton It is dangerous to go alone, Mr. Skeleton. Take this: 
@muppetbutler@cryptids.online Follow up: https://imgur.com/KBbbIv9
Dis is my sleepy, small kitty. She might be big one day, though.
@muppetbutler@cryptids.online What about kitties who are small?
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