DaveTLV @Surasanji@social.cleverlibre.org

@Ophillous @SquidPresident@cryptids.online But I went out and got a gun so I could do that whole 'Who's the REal' style thing with two obviously different organisms, thus highlighting my inability to tell the difference between a single squid and a swarm of 60,000 bees.

@Ophillous @SquidPresident@cryptids.online I love you both, don't make me choose! D:

So, I'm listening to this song by Miss Eaves called 'Thunder Thighs'.

I love it.

It has a reference to Mom Jeans and I'm like -I like those kind of jeans.

Then I realized it. I am truly 35 years old now.

@Ophillous Jeopardy answer: What do the urban youth call cleaning chalk board erasers, Alex?

@Ophillous Don't you remember that G.I. JOE PSA?! Friends don't let friends eat friends.

@Ophillous How did you feel after all those antioxidants?

@Ophillous I, too, have questions.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online It's okay. It's the middle of campaign season, the holidays are coming, and micro-plastics are a scourge upon your people. Anyone would be tired faced with that, Mr. President.

Your supporters lover you! Squid for POTOS 2020! ❤️

@Ophillous @ridley

*claps, visibly excited for the spectacle*

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online But, Mr. President, how can we trust people who have more than one mouth? And only one has teeth? How do I not know that one of those mouths (the lower mouth) wasn't placed there by Santa for his war against Christmas?

@em Shiver me timbers, baaaaaaaayyyybbbeeee

@dankwraith I'm pretty sure it is in some models, yeah. Most of them are specifically not helio-centric, either.

@dankwraith Isn't that already part of flat earth theory?

@Ophillous Lookin' Good, my fine Swarm!

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online @Ophillous

Almost as much as love walking in wet socks on soaked carpet. OH MOMMA.

@socialskeleton I hear that. My Seroquel fucks me up if I miss a dose and I'm all sleepy when I take it.

Good luck, Skeleton.

@SquidPresident@cryptids.online Love him or hate him he was a far cry better than Donny.

He also did a lot of good stuff like the prison rape elimination act. When I was a Corrections Officer I got about 25 hours of rape prevention training because of PREA. All corrections officers get it, now.