@AngelsCitadelJosh When I was a service tech, I got called out to this house. I had to cut through the play-room where a little girl had all of her dolls and teddy bears sitting in chairs looking at the chalk board she was writing on.
I asked her if she was the teacher, and she said "yes and these are my students."
So then I asked does that mean her mom was the principal, and she said, "No. she's the lunch lady."
It was perfect comedic timing.