Ambulocetus @ambulocetus@social.cleverlibre.org

It’s hard to believe that I’m from a generation that paid for ringtones when should this stupid glass rectangle make a single noise now, I’d smash it to bits.

I’ve noticed many people lately who have died surrounded by their family. That’s why I avoid mine.

Engaging in blatantly partisan fuckery to install a democratic senator in replacement of mitch mcconnell would be the most honest possible way to honor the legacy of mitch mcconnell. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/kentucky-governor-wont-commit-gop-appointment-mcconnell-steps-rcna103068

This small carving of a water bird was created 33,000 years ago. Sculpted in mammoth ivory, it was found in the Hohle Fels cave in Germany in 2002 and it's the earliest known representation of a bird.

"If we can't fill the offices, commercial real estate will CRASH!"

So I have to commute just to line real estate investors' pockets?

"But a commercial real estate crash could TANK the whole economy!"

I shouldn't have to spend an hour of unpaid time in my car every day to "save" the economy.

"But downtown coffee shops and bistros and dry cleaners in the are closing!"

That's more sympathetic than the real estate moguls, but again: NOT. MY. RESPONSIBILITY.

#RemoteWork #ReturnToOffice

SAG just announced a strike vote for the actors in the video game industry.

UAW could walk out in two weeks, with 150,000 workers shutting down the big U.S car makers.

Unions are surging and workers are winning big. This Labor Day feels different.

https://www.jphilll.com/p/this-labor-day-is-for-laborers

Released 42 years ago

Living in Darkness, the debut studio album by Agent Orange,
featuring this track Everything Turns Grey

Live at the Music Machine in Los Angeles, 1983

#punkrockhistory

Guardian: "UK academics urge Royal Society to condemn fossil fuel industry
Exclusive: Letter signed by more than 1,200 leading figures calls for ‘unambiguous statement’ about climate crisis"
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/aug/23/uk-academics-urge-royal-society-to-condemn-fossil-fuel-industry

#KlimaKrise #KlimaWandel

/Xumut

@StillIRise1963 Thanks to Ancestry, I know for sure that a significant number of my ancestors were racist, murderous fuckwads. My responsibility is to acknowledge this honestly, teach my daughter well, and continually question my privilege and identify my own ingrained racism. It'll be a work in progress for the rest of my life.

If you exercise some degrees of freedom in conducting your experiment, you can make almost any stupid hypothesis p<0.05.

False positive rates can be as high as 60%.

These researchers proved, to p<0.05, that listening to kids music made participants 1.5 years younger.

Tooters.org offers a confidential communication channel for women on the fediverse. If you are seeking support for issues of harassment, or solicitation please email care@tooters.org to speak with me. También en Español.

The women I have talked to the last 5 weeks since this program started proves to me it is essential to helping keep the fediverse a safe place to be.

If I follow you then you can DM me too!

Look in the mirror, Donnie!
https://secondnexus.com/trump-biden-stark-raving-lunatic?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

@rubenbolling Possibly the most brilliant cartoon I've ever seen anywhere about anything. If you don't win the Pulitzer for it then at least we'll know the MAGATs have infiltrated EVERYTHING.