Ambulocetus @ambulocetus@social.cleverlibre.org

When MAGA Republicans tried to overturn the 2020 election, Pennsylvania's Supreme Court defended our democracy. Now the GOP is getting dangerously close to flipping this crucial chamber. If you're in PA, please help us get out the vote to win on Tuesday. https://indivisibleproject.formstack.com/forms/n2n_pa_2023?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=directpost

A #gulfstream G650ER (Reg: N650HA) reportedly owned by #markbenioff has just completed a flight which was tracked since Fri Nov 03 2023 06:51:38 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time). During this flight it has emitted an estimated 15171 kg of #CO2. If owner had flown commercial, the predicted average #emissions would have been 786 kg. #CO2emissions

"i swing both ways" yea thats how a swing works. dumbass

Bobi, the supposed ‘world’s oldest dog’ at 31, is little more than a shaggy dog story | Danny Chambers @Dannyvet

The Guinness Book of World Records recently crowned Bobi one of the oldest dog's on record, at the age of 31 - an age that would be utterly remarkable, if it were true

https://www.skeptic.org.uk/2023/11/bobi-the-supposed-worlds-oldest-dog-at-31-is-little-more-than-a-shaggy-dog-story/

@historyofpunkrock I recall seeing "the history of punk" on VH1 20+ years ago. Green Day was talking about this song and how it shocked them, and really got them into punk...

And then to listen to their music and wonder "uhhh... are you sure that you're punk?" because their music is very much not punk, doesn't challenge much at all, and is played in elevators.

There won't be a single Dead Kennedys song played in an elevator, let alone on VH1 or MTV (if they exist or show videos anymore).

#support #allies

"Heeellloooo people of Gaza, have you heard the news about Matt Perry? 📢 I SAID HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MATT PERRY... MATT PERRY... HE PLAYED CHANDLER BING IN FRIENDS!!"

Tech companies greatly underestimate my willingness to not use their services at all.

So McDonald's is giving away free fries for the rest of the year...

... if you use their mobile app

... and agree to the updated terms and conditions

... which say: if you use this app you waive your right to trial in any class action lawsuits against McDonalds."

We live in the lamest dystopia.

The stuff that got edited out of Snow Crash.