bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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The fucking dumb shit that forum nazis and woke retards try to reframe as being about race never ceases to amaze me.
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Daily Mail in the UK is claiming that WhatsApp can be easily hacked and is essentially insecure, and banning military use, while recommending Signal instead.
Meanwhile the #onlinesafetybill promises to make them all unsafe to use.
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Tired: custom winamp skin
Wired: custom xcalc skin
xcalc -xrm XCalc.ti.button52.background:red
newspeak like "vaccine resistance" really has that cozy totalitarian feel everyone longs for.
@frederic@mastodon.bayern na, immerhin gut das trotzdem die amis die kohle kriegen 👍
@frederic@mastodon.bayern wie viele f35 man dafür hätte kaufen können!
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if you can roll your Rs, you can purr.
*purr*
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Do you know how to catch a wild boar?
One fence at a time.
You set out food. When the boar gets used to eating in that location, you build 1 side of the fence and lay out more food. It will spook the Boar at first. But, eventually, it will come back. Get comfortable.
You build another side of the fence.
You repeat this process until 4 sides and a gate are built. The day the boar walks into the gate, you close it. The boar is now trapped.
The government uses the same tactics.
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@bonifartius @Hiker @Plumeros @lorbeerbund @frederic jenu.
Ich war heute im Museum, Sonnenbaden mit Glacé, 2x im Restaurant und im Zug. Im Zug ist noch Maskenpflicht.
Ja doch, die Leute wirken hier manchmal als ob.the Rona fake news war. ;)
🌿 
:ignucius:
@Hyolobrika@berserker.town i have no fucking clue why anyone should block you.
@kaia honestly, those things frighten me a bit.
@CapitalB
ich hab extra schon john campbell ausgepackt, hilft alles nix mehr.
@Hiker @Plumeros @lorbeerbund @frederic@mastodon.bayern
@CapitalB
weil die deutschen bürger zu 90% einen minderwertigkeitskomplex haben und alles glauben was die regenbogenfraktion erzählt.
ausserdem ist die schweiz doch bekannt dafür eine brutstätte von fakenews zu sein!
@Hiker @Plumeros @lorbeerbund @frederic@mastodon.bayern
@CapitalB well, it's been reported that he wasn't amused by these failures, but i don't know if there are confirmations of this.
also, the evil guys (west and east) have a face to lose, especially if their image is that of an omnipotent leader. mind that putin frequently reduced sentences for select dissidents to look as mild leader. in the west the tricksters have played humanitarian charades for a long time too, think of the whole "all the kids will get long covid, think of the kids!!11" bs. while being friends with epstein.
it's bullshit all the way down.
@Hiker
> Es gäbe viel interessantere Themen.
was machst du denn dann hier im schwurbler-thread?
> Und auf Schwurbler-Versteher zu machen habe ich echt keine Lust.
ich glaub verstehen tust du nicht nur "schwurbler" nicht, da mach ich mir jedenfalls keine sorgen :)
> Over and out.
godspeed!
@Plumeros @lorbeerbund @frederic@mastodon.bayern
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
