bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
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@CapitalB
> they only catch the dumbest and/or the pack leaders.
i do mean they'll weed out the people not on board with the idea that the people burning down cities are just kids with a rough childhood. mark them as evil rightoids and be done. nobody cares for the destroyed property. i think it's actually welcome, maybe the riots are incited in areas due for urban renewal. the contracts to build and maintain then go to some giant multinational coorperation.
@CapitalB das hat ja mit vegetarismus nichts zutun, das sind einfach technokratische psychopathen
tbh, the idea that the various riots in the west are controlled to then weed out people not on board with the agenda feels true.
nobody in power _really_ cares about dead kids.
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i just realized i have a plant that eats more meat than gleason
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"In other news, the mostly peaceful riots in France seem to have been getting even more peaceful lately with the French police union threatening to strike if the government doesn't provide adequate measures for the situation. Observers note that Macron is now in a dilemma between who to surrender to first."
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internet hurry up and collapse so I can go back to playing on a MUD over packet radio
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When an eel lunges out
and it takes a bite of your snout.
THAT'S A-MORAY!
and it takes a bite of your snout.
THAT'S A-MORAY!
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@mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club Dumb bureaucracy aside on other hand you have this:
@mangeurdenuage well, they can't destroy those who pay them, can they? 
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:ignucius:
Rioters be like: "we're angry at the gov ! lets destroy public and civilian property instead of destroying the gov !"
great thread of thinly veiled threats by communists.
a pearl is the claim that "fascists" are known for no true scotsmen while picrel exists. 
If you're not a very wealthy (10%) white cis man, you should be very worried about your future. Your only way out is though solidarity. You won't ...
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Let's work together to make Mastodon a success. Here's some simple things you can do to help:
-Pretend that other social media platforms don't exist. If someone mentions Twitter or Facebook, change the subject by looking up to the sky and screeching loudly.
-Make new users feel welcome by messaging them and saying "I would do unspeakable things to benefit you".
-Get the word "Mastodon" tattooed onto your forehead. When asked about your terrible life decision, you can explain what Mastodon is.
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@mint and nothing of value was lost 
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It took its time, but the first stinkhorn has finally emerged!
Good thing, too, because it's been getting more & more challenging to cross the creek to see it. It was so cold this morning that it wasn't stinky, so that's a win.
#Mushtodon #Sporespondence #Mushrooms #Fungi #Tasmania #TasmanianForest #StinkhornFungus
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
