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- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
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one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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> as Eric Raymond said, even if you don't program in it much, learning Lisp will be a profound experience that will make you a better engineer for the rest of your life.
I agree with this, 100%
I agree with this, 100%
@Moon i never regretted learning a language 
some are more fruitful than others, but anyone sharpens the ability to look at problems from different perspectives. also one learns what one really doesn't like 
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@lain that’s Scoobert Doobert Doo to you.
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@Sophistifunk Mr Doo is my father, call me Scoobert.
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scoobert doo
@cowanon ... and if you have kids etc. fighting for politicians still isn't fighting for your family.
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Cerberus Coat-hanger would be a good name for a band.
@m0urs und jetzt muss man sich mal den müll in der umwelt reinziehen der dadurch entstanden ist. das haben die gleichen leute beschlossen die jetzt vogelshredder aufstellen.
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You know those passive/aggressive Reddit tier "hey mmmguy do you really want to type that out it seems sort of rude wanna rethink that your like... Job and your kids future might like ugh think in the balance dude" that Twitter was prototyping right before Musk bought the platform? Well that's coming to Mastodon now because so many of those reddit types migrated over there.
techcrunch.com/2023/11/22/mastodon-tackles-the-problem-of-reply-guys-with-its-latest-feature/
techcrunch.com/2023/11/22/mastodon-tackles-the-problem-of-reply-guys-with-its-latest-feature/
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Modern submarine simulator fans are the most oppressed minority.
Dangerous Waters was released almost twenty hecking years ago and somehow it's still the state of the art. What the heck!
Dangerous Waters was released almost twenty hecking years ago and somehow it's still the state of the art. What the heck!
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🌿 
:ignucius:
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I think dudes who never learn to sew are sleeping. 🧵 🪡
Its one of the most useful life skills.
You can extend the life of your clothes for years. Or make them. You can even make tents.
My wife laughed at me when i said i wanted a highend sewing machine for my birthday years ago.
She doesn’t laugh now when she asks me to repair her clothes. Especially since i got the high end machine for $25 at a yard sale from another dude who didnt know how to sew.
Its one of the most useful life skills.
You can extend the life of your clothes for years. Or make them. You can even make tents.
My wife laughed at me when i said i wanted a highend sewing machine for my birthday years ago.
She doesn’t laugh now when she asks me to repair her clothes. Especially since i got the high end machine for $25 at a yard sale from another dude who didnt know how to sew.
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Loch Shiel at Glenfinnan in the Western Scottish Highlands and another example of being in the right place at the right time to catch a burst of autumnal sunshine, highlighting the colours of the season. Sometimes, luck is on your side!
@neko @theorytoe i sincerely hope they have better engineering than processing the millions of requests/sessions with one go process :P this feels like something which lends very well to horizontal scaling.
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do you wear sunscreen every day?
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
