bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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@m0urs für ungeimpfte ist bald auch endstation 🤣
sorry, mehr als galgenhumor hab ich nicht mehr.
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old: "does a bear shit in the woods"
bold: "does the president shit in the vatican"
bold: "does the president shit in the vatican"
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Is it f(r)oggy outside?
Regardless of the weather, its froggy in here! This is another one of our coral finger #frogs, and I think they are so incredibly cute. 
And they are always hungry. When we water the plants in their terrarium, they usually attack the jet of water. 😄
That would be everything for today. I wish all of you a great start into the weekend!
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An airplane that uses soap film for the wings is one of the coolest things I've seen in a while.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate systemd. The design sense is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the wicked garbage that goes in to running a PC the way people expect, the decisions will go over the typical user's head. There's also Lennart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Upstart, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these design decisions, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about PCs. As a consequence people who dislike systemd truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Lennart's decision to use an "an INI-like configuration language," which itself is a cryptic reference to Microsoft's Windows. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lennart Poettering's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a systemd tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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in other news, i still can recommend a strong chamomile tea to calm the nerves. 
@swiley that's perfectly fine. buy the ticket, take the ride though.
i'm no fucking medic, the only thing i'd have told her to do is to call the medics. it may sound a bit heart-less but i really have enough of my own problems, i really don't need to spend hours to convince my mother who's got no dementia or shit to call the ambulance. hell, it's fucking free as in free beer here in germany.
holy smokes my mother is dense. heart problems the whole afternoon. then tries to call me at 8 in the evening when i was eating. called her back at around 9 when she finally decided to call the fucking ambulance who were with her. i'm much more pissed than worrying right now.
@velartrill the moment they talked about "let's make the default to be donation" i got a card and checked the no donation box (and told relatives etc.).
it's the same as for vaccinations, i won't be forced to shit, fuck off.
the weirdest thing is that i'll usually help everyone who asks nice. as soon as i have the feeling of being extorted, i switch to feverish contrarian behavior.
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*points at comatose man being carved up for his organs* this is your brain on capitalism
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You wanna know what's even worse for a pandemic than not wearing masks? Turning it into a political problem.
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
