bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
tagesschau mit ungewöhnlich klarer auswahl des bildmaterials
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@Gargron Why anyone would do so is the puzzling question.
I can imagine single-column being less intimidating for newbies but if you're already used to the lists and columns stuff no reason to go back to the fisher price version.
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@deprecated_ii @orionstjames Highly skilled PHP developer needed
Requirements:
・Must be younger than 25 years old.
・Must have at least 20 years of experience with OOP, Scrum, and Agile.
・Experience with HTML, CSS (but only if it's SCSS, no normal CSS allowed), JavaScript (but only if it's React and Vue, no normal JS allowed).
・Experience with Java, C#, C++, Python, Node.js, and Go.
・Experience with Zend, Laravel, and CakePHP, BUT NO REAL PHP, NOT IN MY COMPANY!!
・Experience with GraphQL, PostgreSQL, and MySQL.
・Experience with unit testing.
・Experience with mobile app development.
・Experience with Microsoft Office, Xcode, Visual Studio 2020, and Photoshop.
Nice to have:
・Has a MacBook Pro or a Windows laptop.
Requirements:
・Must be younger than 25 years old.
・Must have at least 20 years of experience with OOP, Scrum, and Agile.
・Experience with HTML, CSS (but only if it's SCSS, no normal CSS allowed), JavaScript (but only if it's React and Vue, no normal JS allowed).
・Experience with Java, C#, C++, Python, Node.js, and Go.
・Experience with Zend, Laravel, and CakePHP, BUT NO REAL PHP, NOT IN MY COMPANY!!
・Experience with GraphQL, PostgreSQL, and MySQL.
・Experience with unit testing.
・Experience with mobile app development.
・Experience with Microsoft Office, Xcode, Visual Studio 2020, and Photoshop.
Nice to have:
・Has a MacBook Pro or a Windows laptop.
@freeschool if a company would've joined before twitter getting bought by musk it would be a bit different (still should have their own instance).
now, after the fact, it just feels like riding the wave of "omg we fear free speech", therefore virtue signalling.
side note: your english is a bit hard to understand, is it your native language using shorter sentences and less parentheses might be better :)
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🌿 
:ignucius:
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IMPORTANT SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT!
I was informed by severall admins that a s diseas is going around the Fediverse.
Apparently it is called: "German"
It is a Germ that gets into your brain and starts eating the area that is responsbile for language forming and understanding.
The first sign is a broken English called Denglish.
After thet it goes from high german to various dialects (depoending on wich germ you caught).
The last step is Swabian, before you are dying a lonely and painful death, because at this point no one will understand you.
Worts of all: People infected with that Germ doesn't get it that there is something wrong.
So if you encounter a German speaking account warn them about this very dangerous Bakterie!
Danke for listenting!
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People taking care of you and you taking care of other people.
Taking good care of yourself is also inside of taking care of other people.
Humans Caring for Humans! It's needed and not to be profited from!
It's all one big care! Seems a bit childish but I love it in many ways!
@roydanroy tl;dr: it's just like with email, you can send and receive mails from roy@danroy.net to boni@fartius.org or free@mo.com. you see all the public messages from all the servers in the fediverse (it isn't just mastodon) your own knows about. individual servers are not special in a technical sense, but culturally.
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#QOTO is now back up and migrated to bigger servers. There shouldnt be any more issues moving forward.
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
